โOnce I finish my call to Mr. Preston, Detective Stark holds out her hand. In truth, I do not know what for, so I grab my emptyโ
Styrofoam cup and pass it to her, thinking we are finished and that sheโs cleaning the table.
โAre you kidding me?โ she says. โNow you think Iโm your maid?โ
I most certainly do not. If she were anywhere near a half-decent maid, this room would not look as it doesโscuffed and scratched, stained and smeared. If I had so much as a napkin and a bottle of water, I could bide my time cleaning up this pigpen.
Detective Stark takes my phone from my hand.
โWill I get that back? I have essential contacts that Iโd hate to lose.โ โYouโll get it back,โ she says. โSomeday.โ She looks at her watch. โSo,
is there anything else youโd like to say, while weโre waiting for your lawyer?โ
โMy apologies, Detective. Please donโt take my silence personally. First off, Iโve never been very gifted with small talk and when Iโm forced to make it, I often say the wrong thing. Second, Iโm aware of my right to remain silent and so Iโll begin employing it immediately.โ
โFine,โ she says. โHave it your way.โ
After what seems like an unholy eternity, thereโs a loud knock on the door.
โThis should be interesting,โ Detective Stark says, rising from her chair and opening the door.
Itโs Mr. Preston, in civilian dress. Iโve rarely seen him out of his doormanโs cap and coat. Heโs wearing a perfectly pressed blue shirt and dark jeans. Thereโs a woman with him dressed much more formally in a tailored navy suit, carrying a black leather briefcase. Her short, curly hair is perfectly coiffed. Her dark-brown eyes immediately give away who she is because theyโre so much like her fatherโs.
I stand to greet them. โMr. Preston,โ I say, barely able to contain my relief at seeing them. I move a bit too quickly and hit my hip bone on the table. It smarts, but it doesnโt stop the surge of words that flows from my mouth. โIโm so glad youโre here. Thank you so much for coming. Itโs just that Iโve been accused of some terrible things. Iโve never harmed anyone, never touched a drug in my life, and the only time Iโve ever held a weapon wasโโ
โMolly, Iโm Charlotte,โ Mr. Prestonโs daughter says, interrupting me. โItโs my professional advice that you remain silent at this time. Oh. And itโs very nice to meet you. My dad has told me a lot about you.โ
โOne of you better be an attorney, or Iโm going to lose it,โ Detective Stark says.
Charlotte steps forward, her sharp heels clacking loudly on the cold, industrial floor. โThat would be me, Charlotte Preston, of Billings, Preston & Garcรญa,โ she says, flicking a business card to the detective.
โDear girl,โ Mr. Preston says to me. โWeโre here now, so donโt you worry about a thing. This is all just a bigโโ
โDad,โ Charlotte says.
โSorry, sorry,โ he replies, and zips his mouth shut. โMolly, do you agree to be represented by me?โ
I donโt say a word. โMolly?โ she prods.
โYou instructed me not to speak. Should I speak now?โ
โMy apologies. I wasnโt clear. You can speak, just not anything relating to the charges lain. Let me ask you again: do you agree to be represented by me?โ
โOh yes, that would be most helpful,โ I say. โCan we discuss a payment plan at a more convenient time?โ
Mr. Preston coughs into his hand.
โIโd offer you a tissue, Mr. Preston, but Iโm afraid I donโt have one on me.โ I eye Detective Stark, who is shaking her head.
โPlease donโt worry about payment right now. Letโs just concentrate on getting you out of here,โ Charlotte says.
โYou realize that to release her youโve got to post bail of $800,000. Now, let me seeโฆโ Detective Stark says as she puts her index finger to her lips, โI think thatโs just a spot above a maidโs earnings and assets, am I right?โ
โYouโre right, Detective,โ Charlotte says. โMaids and doormen are often underpaid and undervalued. But litigators? We do all right. Better than detectives, so Iโm told. Iโve personally posted bail with the clerk out front.โ She smiles at Detective Stark. I can say with one hundred percent certainty that itโs not a friendly smile.
Charlotte turns to me. โMolly,โ she says. โIโve arranged for you to have a bail hearing later this morning. Iโm not allowed to represent you there, but Iโve filed some letters already on your behalf.โ
โLetters?โ I ask.
โYes, from my father, who has provided a character statement, and from me, saying Iโll post your bail. If all goes well, youโll be released this afternoon.โ
โReally?โ I ask. โIs it that simple? Iโll be released and this will be over?โ I look from her to Mr. Preston.
โHardly,โ Detective Stark says. โEven if they get you off now, youโll still have to stand trial. Itโs not like weโre dropping the charges.โ
โIs that your phone?โ Charlotte asks me. โYes,โ I say.
โYouโll make sure itโs kept locked and safe somewhere, right, Detective?
You wonโt be logging that as evidence.โ
Detective Stark pauses. Her hand is on her hip. โItโs not my first rodeo, cowgirl. Iโve got her house keys, too, by the way, which she insisted I keep after she passed out.โ The detective fishes my keys from her pocket and drops them on the table. If I had an antiseptic wipe, Iโd snatch them up and immediately disinfect them.
โGreat,โ Charlotte says, picking up my keys and phone. โWeโll talk to your clerk out front and make sure they log these as personal possessions, not evidence.โ
โFine,โ says Detective Stark.
Mr. Preston is looking down at me, his eyebrows crinkling together. It may be that heโs concentrating hard, but I think itโs more likely that heโs concerned.
โDonโt worry,โ he says. โWeโll be waiting for you after the hearing.โ โSee you on the other side,โ Charlotte adds. And with that, they turn and
leave.
Once theyโre gone, Detective Stark just stands there, arms crossed, glaring at me.
โWhat happens now?โ I ask. Iโm finding it hard to breathe.
โYou and your teapots go back to your charming holding cell and wait patiently for your hearing,โ Detective Stark replies.
I stand and straighten my pajamas. The young officer outside is ready to escort me back to the repugnant cell.
โThank you very much,โ I say to the detective before I exit. โThank you for what?โ she asks.
โFor the muffin and the coffee. I do hope you have a more pleasant morning than mine.โ