โBy the time we reached Geneva, Iโd completely lost track of what day it was.โ
The computer models for the Astrophage breeder werenโt lining up with the real-world performance. Though I had managed to breed up almost six grams of Astrophage so far. When all was said and done, the aircraft carrierโs reactor just couldnโt generate enough heat to speed up the reaction any further. Stratt kept vaguely saying they were going to provide a heat source capable of keeping up, but nothing had come of it yet.
I typed away on my computer even as the luxury private jet came to a halt at the gate. Stratt had to nudge me to make me stop working at all.
Three hours later, we waited in a conference room.
Always a conference room. My life was a collection of conference rooms these days. This one was nicer than most, at least. With fancy wood paneling and a stylish mahogany table. It was really something.
Stratt and I didnโt talk. I worked on heat-transfer-rate coe๏ฌcients while she typed away on her laptop doing gosh-knows-what. We spent enough time together as it was.
Finally, a dour-looking woman entered the room and sat across from Stratt.
โThank you for seeing me, Ms. Stratt,โย she said with a Norwegian accent.ย โNo need to thank me, Dr. Lokken,โย she said.ย โIโm here against my will.โย I looked up from my laptop.ย โYou are? I thought you scheduled this.โ
She didnโt take her eyes o๏ฌย the Norwegian.ย โI scheduled it because I had six di๏ฌerent world leaders on the phone at the same time nagging me to do it. Iย ๏ฌnally relented.โ
โAnd you areโฆ?โย Lokken asked me.ย โRyland Grace.โ
She actually backed away.ย โTheย Ryland Grace? Author ofย โAn Analysis of Water-Based Assumptions and Recalibration of Expectations for Evolutionary Modelsโ?โ
โYeah, got a problem with that?โย I said. Stratt half smiled at me.ย โYouโre famous.โ
โInfamous,โย said Lokken.ย โHis childish paper was a slap in the face to the entire scienti๏ฌc community. This man works for you? Absurd. All his assumptions about alien life were proven wrong.โ
I scowled.ย โHey. My claim is life doesnโtย needย water to evolve. Just because we found some life that does use water, that doesnโt mean Iโm wrong.โ
โOf course it does. Two life-forms independently evolved to require water
โโ
โIndependently?!โย I snorted.ย โAre you out of your mind? Do you honestly think something as complicated as mitochondria would evolve the same wayย twice? This is obviously a panspermia event.โ
She waved o๏ฌย my statement as if it were an annoying insect.ย โAstrophage mitochondria is very di๏ฌerent from Earth mitochondria. They clearly evolved separately.โ
โTheyโre ninety-eight percent identical!โ
โAhem,โย said Stratt.ย โI donโt really get what youโreย ๏ฌghting about, but can weโโ
I pointed at Lokken.ย โThis idiot thinks Astrophage evolved independently, but itโs obvious Astrophage and Earth life are related!โ
โThatโs fascinating, butโโ
Lokken slapped the table.ย โHow could a common ancestor have gotten across interstellar space?โ
โThe same way Astrophage does it!โ
She leaned toward me.ย โThen why havenโt we seen interstellar life all along?โ
I leaned toward her.ย โNo idea. Maybe it was aย ๏ฌuke.โ
โHow do you explain the di๏ฌerences in mitochondria?โ โFour billion years of divergent evolution.โ
โStop,โย Stratt said calmly.ย โI donโt know what this isโฆsome sort of science-related pissing contest? Thatโs not what weโre here for. Dr. Grace, Dr. Lokken, please sit down.โ
I plopped into my seat and folded my arms. Lokken sat as well.
Strattย ๏ฌddled with a pen.ย โDr. Lokken, youโve been hassling governments to hassle me. Over and over. Day in and day out. I know you want to be involved in Project Hail Mary, but I wonโt make it a huge international mess. We donโt have time for the politicking and kingdom-building that always happens on big projects.โ
โIโm not happy to be here either,โย Lokken said.ย โIโm here, at great inconvenience to me as well as you, because this was the only way to tell you a critical designย ๏ฌaw in theย Hail Mary.โ
Stratt sighed.ย โWe sent out those preliminary designs for general feedback.
Not command appearances in Geneva.โ โThenย ๏ฌle this underย โgeneral feedback.โ โ โCould have been an email.โ
โYou would have deleted it. You have to listen to me, Stratt. This is important.โ
Stratt twirled the pen around a few more times.ย โWell, Iโm here. Go ahead.โ
Lokken cleared her throat.ย โCorrect me if Iโm wrong, but the entire purpose of theย Hail Maryย is to be a laboratory. One we can send to Tau Ceti to see why that starโand that star aloneโis immune to Astrophage.โ
โThatโs right.โ
She nodded.ย โThen would you also agree that the lab aboard the ship itself is the most important component?โ
โYes,โย Stratt said.ย โWithout it, the mission is meaningless.โ
โThen we have a serious problem.โย Lokken pulled several sheets of paper from her purse.ย โI have a list of the lab equipment you want aboard. Spectrometers, DNA sequencers, microscopes, chemistry lab glasswareโโ
โIโm aware of the list,โย Stratt said.ย โI was the one who signed o๏ฌย on it.โ
Lokken dropped the papers on the table.ย โMost of this stu๏ฌย wonโt work in zero g.โ
Stratt rolled her eyes.ย โWeโve thought of that, of course. Companies all over the world are working on zero-g-rated versions of this equipment as we speak.โ
Lokken shook her head.ย โDo you have any idea how much research and development went into making electron microscopes? Gas chromatographs? Everything else on this list? A century of scienti๏ฌc advances brought about by failure after failure. You want to justย assumeย that making these things zero-g functional is going to work on theย ๏ฌrst try?โ
โI donโt see any way around it, unless you invented arti๏ฌcial gravity.โ โWeย haveย invented arti๏ฌcial gravity,โย Lokken insisted.ย โA long time ago.โย Stratt shot me a look. Obviously that had caught her o๏ฌย guard.
โI think she means a centrifuge,โย I said.
โI know she means a centrifuge,โย Stratt said.ย โWhat do you think?โ โI hadnโt thought of it before. I guessโฆit could workโฆ.โ
Stratt shook her head.ย โNo. That wonโtย ๏ฌy. We have to keep things simple. As simple as possible. Big, solid ship, minimal moving parts. The more complications we have the more points of failure we risk.โ
โItโs worth the risk,โย said Lokken.
โWeโd have to add a huge counterweight to theย Hail Maryย to even make that work.โย Stratt pursed her lips.ย โIโm sorry, but we barely have enough energy to make the Astrophage for the current mass limit. We canโt just double it.โ
โWait. We have enough energy to make all the fuel? When did that happen
โ?โย I said.
โYou donโt need to add mass,โย Lokken said. She pulled another paper from her purse and slapped it down on the table.ย โIf you take the current design, cut it in half between the crew compartment and the fuel tanks, the two sides will have a good mass ratio for a centrifuge.โ
Stratt peered at the diagram.ย โYou put all the fuel on the same side. Thatโs two million kilograms.โ
โNo.โย I shook my head.ย โThe fuel would be gone.โ
They both looked at me.
โItโs a suicide mission,โย I said.ย โThe fuel will be gone when they get to Tau Ceti. Lokken picked a split point where the back of the ship will weigh three times as much as the front. Itโs a good mass ratio for a centrifuge. It could work.โ
โThank you,โย said Lokken.
โHow do you cut a ship in half?โย asked Stratt.ย โHow does it become a centrifuge?โ
Lokkenย ๏ฌipped the diagram over to reveal a detailed image showing a faring between the two ship halves.ย โSpools of Zylon cabling between the crew compartment and the rest of the ship. We could simulate one g of gravity with a hundred meters of separation.โ
Stratt pinched her chin. Had someone actually changed her mind on something?
โI donโt like complexityโฆโย she said.ย โI donโt like risk.โ
โThisย removesย complexity and risk,โย Lokken said.ย โThe ship, the crew, the Astrophageโฆitโs all just a support system for the lab equipment. Youย needย reliable equipment. Stu๏ฌย thatโs been in use for years with millions of man- hours of commercial use. Every imaginable kink has been worked out of those systems. If you have one g of gravityโto make sure theyโll be in the environment they were perfected forโyou get the bene๏ฌt of all that reliability.โ
โHmm,โย said Stratt.ย โGrace? Your thoughts?โ โIโฆI think itโs a good idea.โ
โReally?โ
โYeah,โย I said.ย โI mean, we already have to design the ship to withstand four years of constant acceleration at one and a half gโs or so. Itโs going to be pretty solid.โ
She took a longer look at Lokkenโs diagram.ย โWouldnโt this make the arti๏ฌcial gravity in the crew area upside down?โ
And she was right. Theย Hail Maryย was designed so thatย โdownโย wasย โtoward the engines.โย As the ship accelerates, the crew is pushedย โdownโย to
theย ๏ฌoor. But inside a centrifuge,ย โdownโย is alwaysย โaway from the center of rotation.โย So the crew would all be pushed toward the nose of the ship.
โYes, that would be a problem.โย Lokken pointed to the diagram. The cables didnโt attach directly to the crew compartment. They attached to two large discs on either side.ย โThe cabling attaches to these big hinges. The whole front half of the ship can rotate 180 degrees. So when theyโre in centrifuge mode, the nose will face inward toward the other half of the ship. Inside the crew compartment, the force of gravity will be away from the nose
โsame as when the engines are thrusting.โ
Stratt took it in.ย โThis is a fairly complicated piece of machinery and youโll be breaking the ship into two parts. You honestly think this is less of a risk?โ
โLess risk than using brand-new, insu๏ฌciently tested equipment. Trust me, Iโve used sensitive equipment most of my career,โย I said.ย โItโsย ๏ฌnicky and delicate even in ideal conditions.โ
Stratt picked up her pen and tapped it on the table several times.ย โOkay.
Weโll do it.โ
Lokken smiled.ย โExcellent. Iโll write up a paper and send it along to the UN. We can form a committeeโโ
โNo, I said weโll do it.โย Stratt stood up.ย โYouโre with us now, Dr. Lokken. Pack a bag and meet us at Genรจve Aรฉroport. Terminal 3, private plane calledย Stratt.โ
โWhat? I work for ESA. I canโt justโโ
โYeah, donโt bother,โย I said.ย โSheโs going to call your boss or your bossโs boss or whatever and have you assigned to her. You just got drafted.โ
โIโฆI wasnโt volunteering toย designย it personally,โย Lokken protested.ย โI only meant to point outโโ
โI never said you volunteered,โย Stratt said.ย โItโs not voluntary at all.โ โYou canโt just force me to work for you.โ
But Stratt was already walking out of the room.ย โMeet us at the airport in one hour or Iโll have the Swiss Gendarmerie drag you there in two hours. Your call.โ
Lokken stared at the door,ย ๏ฌabbergasted, then back to me.ย โYou get used to it,โย I said.
โ
The ship is a centrifuge! I remember it all now!
Thatโs why thereโs a mysterious area calledย โCable Faring.โย Thatโs where the spools and Zylon cables are. The ship can break in half, turn the crew compartment around, and spin.
That turning-around partโthatโs the weird ring I saw on the hull during my EVA! I remember the design now. It has two big hinges on it, allowing the crew compartment to turn around before the centrifuge is activated.
Itโs strangely reminiscent of Apollo spacecraft. The lunar lander was attached below the command module at launch, but theyโd separate, turn the command module around, and reconnect with the lander during their trip to the moon. Itโs one of those things that looks ridiculous but ends up being the most e๏ฌective way to solve a problem.
Iย ๏ฌoat back up to the cockpit andย ๏ฌip through screens on various consoles. As each one fails to be what I want, I move to the next. Finally, Iย ๏ฌnd it. Theย โCentrifugeโย screen. It was hiding out as a subpanel in the Life Support screen.
It looks simple enough. There are yaw, pitch, and roll readouts, showing the current state of the ship, just like the Navigation panel has. A separate readout is labeledย โCrew Compartment Angleโโthat must be the turning- around bit. Each one readsย โ0ยฐ per second.โ
Below those is a button labeledย โEngage Centrifuge Sequence.โย Underneath that are a bunch of numbers related to rotational acceleration rate,ย ๏ฌnal speed, spooling rate, estimated g-force at theย ๏ฌoor of the lab, four di๏ฌerent screens for spool status (I guess there are four spools, two on each side), which emergency protocols to follow if thereโs a problem, and a lot more stu๏ฌย I wonโt pretend to understand. The important thing is all those readouts have values already in them.
Got to love computers. They do all the thinking for you so you donโt have
to.
I do take a closer look at the emergency protocol mode. It just readsย โSpin
Down.โย I tap the readout and a dropdown appears. Looks like my options are:ย โSpin Down,โ โHalt All Spools,โย and one in red labeledย โSeparate.โย Iโm pretty
sure I donโt want to do that. I suspectย โSpin Downโย will slowly decelerate the shipโs spin if thereโs a problem. Sounds good, so Iโll leave it set to that.
Iโm about to engage the centrifuge, but then I pause. Is everything tied down? Is it safe to suddenly have a bunch of force acting on the ship? I shake it o๏ฌ. The ship was accelerating constantly for several years. It has to be comfortable with a little centrifuge action, right?
Right?
As hundreds of astronauts have done before, I place my faith and my life in the hands of the engineers who designed the system. Dr. Lokken, I guess. Hope she did her job.
I push the button.
First, nothing happens. I wonder if I even pressed it right, or if I just fumbled at the screen like I have so many times on my phone in the past.
But then the alert chimes throughout the ship. The piercing triple beep repeats every few seconds. There is no way for any crewmember to miss a signal like that. Aย ๏ฌnal warning, I guess, in case the crew had a failure to communicate.
Over my head, the Petrovascope screen changes to lock-out mode. That con๏ฌrms my earlier suspicion that the shipโs maneuvering engines are Astrophage-based. I mean, itโs kind of obvious when you think about it. But I wasnโt sure until now.
The beeping stops and nothing really happens. Then I notice that Iโm closer to the Nav panel than I was before. I drifted to the edge of the room. I put my arm out to steady myself and get back to normal. And then I drift toward the Nav panel again.
โOhhh,โย I say.
Itโs begun. Iโm not drifting toward the Nav panel. The whole cockpit is drifting toward me. The ship is starting to spin.
Everything veers o๏ฌย and changes direction. Thatโll be because as the ship spins, the crew compartment is also turning around. This could get complicated.
โUhโฆright!โย I kick o๏ฌย the wall and into the pilot seat.
I tilt. Or, rather, the room tilts. No, that doesnโt make sense. Nothing tilts. The ship is spinning around faster and faster. Itโs also accelerating the acceleration. Also, the front half of the ship has detached from the rear, and itโs rotating around those two big hinges. When itโs done, the nose will be pointed in toward the rear half of the ship. All of this is going on at the same time, so the forces Iโm feeling are really weird. Extremely complicated stu๏ฌ, but also not my problem. Itโs up to the computer to deal with.
I watch the Centrifuge panel. The pitch rate reads 0.17ยฐ per second. Another readout labeledย โComponent Separationโย reads 2.4 meters. Thereโs a little beep and theย โCrew Compartment Angleโย readout blinks. It shows as 180ยฐ. I assume this whole sequence was worked out well in advance to minimize shock to the system and/or crew.
I feel a slight pressure on my butt as the seat pushes up against me. The transition is very smooth. I justโฆexperience more and more gravity in what feels like a tilting room. Itโs a weird sensation.
I know, logically, that Iโm in a ship spinning around. But there are no windows to see out of. Only screens. I check the telescope screen thatโs still pointed at theย Blip-A. The stars in the background do not move. Itโs accounting for my rotation somehow and canceling it. That bit of software was probably tricky, considering the camera probably isnโt at the exact center of rotation.
My arms grow heavy, so I put them on the armrests. I have to start using my neck muscles again for theย ๏ฌrst time in a while.
Five minutes after the sequence began, I experience a little less than normal Earth gravity. A quadruple beep announces the end of the sequence.
I check the Centrifuge screen. It shows a pitch rate of 20.71ยฐ per second, a total separation of 104 meters, and aย โLab Gravityโย of 1.00 g.
The diagram of the ship shows theย Hail Maryย split in two pieces, the nose of the crew compartment pointed inward toward the other half. The two halves are comically far apart, and the entire system spins slowly. Well, actually pretty fast, but it looks slow at that scale.
I unstrap from the chair, walk to the airlock, and open the hatch. The smell of ammonia drifts into the cockpit again, but not nearly as bad as before. The alien artifact lies on theย ๏ฌoor. I give it a quick touch with myย ๏ฌnger to gauge
temperature. Itโs still pretty warm, but no longer scalding hot. Good. Thereโs no internal heater or weird stu๏ฌย like that. It just started out really hot.
I pick it up. Time to see what this thing is made of. And whatโs inside.
Before leaving the cockpit, I take one last look at the Telescope screen. I donโt know whyโI guess I just like to keep track of what extraterrestrial ships in my vicinity are up to.
Theย Blip-Aย spins in space. It rotates end-over-end, probably at the exact same rate as theย Hail Mary. I guess they saw me spin up the centrifuge andย ๏ฌgured it was another communication thing.
Humanityโsย ๏ฌrst miscommunication with an intelligent alien race. Glad I could be a part of it.
โ
I set the cylinder on the lab table. Where do I begin? Everywhere!
I check to see if itโs radioactive with a Geiger counter. Itโs not. Thatโs nice. I poke it with various things to get a feel for its hardness. Itโs hard.
It looks like metal but doesnโt feel quite like metal. I use a multimeter to see if itโs conductive. It isnโt. Interesting.
I get a hammer and chisel. I want a small chip of the cylinder material for the gas chromatographโthat way Iโll know what elements itโs made of. After a few smacks with the hammer, the chisel chips. The cylinder isnโt even dented.
โHm.โ
The cylinder is too big to put in the gas chromatograph. But Iย ๏ฌnd a handheld x-ray spectrometer. It looks like a UPC scanner gun. Easy enough to use, and itโll give me some idea of what this thing is made of. Itโs not as accurate as the chromatograph, but better than nothing.
After a quick scan, it tells me the cylinder is made of xenon.ย โWhatโฆ?โ
I use the spectrometer on the steel lab table to make sure itโs working correctly. It reports iron, nickel, chromium, and so on. Just what it should say.
So I check the cylinder again and get the same wacky results as with myย ๏ฌrst test. I test it four more times but keep getting the same answer.
Why did I run the test so many times? Because those results make no sense at all. Xenon is a noble gas. It doesnโt react with anything. It doesnโt form bonds with anything. And itโs a gas at room temperature. But somehow itโs part of this solid material?
And no, itโs not a cylinderย ๏ฌlled with xenon or anything like that. A spectrometer is not a deep, penetrating scan. It can only tell you whatโs on the surface. If I pointed it at gold-plated nickel, it would sayย โ100% gold,โย because thatโs all it can see. It can only tell me what the molecules on the surface of the cylinder are made of. Apparently, theyโre made of xenon.
This handheld spectrometer canโt detect elements lower than aluminum. So there could be carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, whatever is lurking in there too. But as for elements within the detectorโs rangeโฆIโm looking at pure xenon.
โHow?!โ
I plop down onto a stool and stare at the cylinder. What a strange artifact.
What do I even call noble gases that react with things? Ignobles?
But beingย ๏ฌummoxed has one good side e๏ฌect. It makes me stop my frenzied attack on the cylinder and just look at it. For theย ๏ฌrst time, I see that there is a thin line running around the circumference about an inch from the top. I feel it with myย ๏ฌngernail. Itโs de๏ฌnitely an indentation of some kind. Is that a lid? Maybe it just opens.
I pick up the cylinder and try to pull o๏ฌย the top. It doesnโt budge. On a whim, I try to unscrew it. It also doesnโt budge.
But thereโs no reason aliens would follow the righty-tighty-lefty-loosey rule, is there?
I turn the lid to the right and it rotates. My heart skips a beat!
I keep turning. After 90 degrees I feel it release. I pull the two chunks apart.
Both halves have complicated stu๏ฌย going on inside. They look likeโฆย models of some kind? They both feature whisker-thin poles sticking up from their bases, leading to spheres of various sizes. I donโt see any moving parts, and everything appears to be made out of the same weird material as the case.
I check out the bottom halfย ๏ฌrst. Have to start somewhere.
A single whisker holds upโฆan abstract sculpture? Itโs a marble-sized sphere and a BB-sized sphere each held in place by thinner whiskers branching o๏ฌย the main verticalย โtrunk.โย Thereโs also an oddly parabolic shape connecting the tops of the two spheres. This whole thing looks familiar to meโฆwhyโฆ?
โPetrova line!โย I blurt out.
Iโve seen that arc shape enough times to know it by heart. My heart races.
I point to the large sphere.ย โSo you must be a star. And the little guy must be a planet.โ
These aliens are aware of Astrophage. Or, at least, theyโre aware of the Petrova line. But that doesnโt really tell me anything. Theyโre in an Astrophage-powered ship, so of course they know about Astrophage. And weโre chatting in a solar system that has a Petrova line, so thatโs not surprising either. This might be their home system for all I know.
This is a good start, though. We wereย โtalkingโย byย ๏ฌashing our engines. So they know I use Astrophage and that I canย โseeโย (with help from the ship) the Petrova frequency. From that, they concluded I must be able to see the Petrova line. Theyโre smart.
I look at the other half of the doohickey. Dozens of whiskers rise from the base. Theyโre all di๏ฌerent lengths and each one ends in a sphere less than a millimeter across. I poke a whisker with myย ๏ฌnger and it doesnโt bend. I press harder and harder. Eventually the whole doohickey slides on the table. Those whiskers are stronger than anything that thin should be.
I guess xenon makes pretty strong material when you get it to react with things. It infuriates my tender scientistโs heart! I try to put it out of my head and get back to the task at hand.
I count thirty-one whiskers, each with its little sphere at the end. While counting, I spot something special. Thereโs one whisker sticking up from the exact center of the disc, but unlike the others, itโs not connected to a sphere. I squint to get a good look.
Instead of a single sphere, itโs two spheres of di๏ฌerent sizes and an arcโย okay, I see. Itโs a very small replica of the Petrova-line model on the other half of the doohickey. Maybe one-twentieth the scale.
And that little Petrova-line model has an evenย thinnerย whisker connecting it to another sphere at the tip of a di๏ฌerent whisker. No, not quite a sphere. Itโs another Petrova-line model. I scour the rest of the doohickey for any more of them, but I donโt see any. Just the one in the middle and the one o๏ฌย to the side.
โWait a minuteโฆwaaaaait a minuteโฆโ
I pull out the drawer that has the lab computer panel in it. Time to make use of that virtually in๏ฌnite reference material. Iย ๏ฌnd a huge spreadsheet with the information I need, bring it into Excel (Stratt loves well-tested, o๏ฌ-the- shelf products), and do a bunch of operations on it. Soon, I have the data plot I wanted. And it matches.
Stars. The little spheres on the end of the whiskers are stars. Of course they are. What else would have a Petrova line?
But theyโre not just any old stars. These are speci๏ฌc stars. Theyโre all in the correct relative positions to one another, with Tau Ceti right in the center. The mapโs point of view is kind of odd. To make the spheres match my data plot of star locations, I have to hold the doohickey at a 30-degree angle and kind of rotate it around a bit.
But of course, all of Earthโs data is based on Earthโs orbital plane being the reference point. People from a di๏ฌerent planet would have a di๏ฌerent coordinate system. But no matter how you look at it, the end result is the same: The doohickey is a map of the local stars.
Then Iโm suddenlyย veryย interested in that littleย ๏ฌlament connecting the center sphere (Tau Ceti) to another sphere. I check the corresponding star in my catalog: Itโs called 40 Eridani. But I bet the crew of theย Blip-Aย call it home.
Thatโs the message.ย โWeโre from the 40 Eridani system. And now weโre here at Tau Ceti.โ
But thereโs even more to it than that. Theyโre also sayingย โ40 Eridani has a Petrova line, just like Tau Ceti.โ
I stop to let that sink in.
โAre you in the same boat?!โย I say.
Of course they are! Astrophage is getting at all the local stars. These people are from a planet orbiting 40 Eridani, and 40 Eridani is infected just
like Earthโs sun! They have some pretty good science going on, so they did the same thing we did. Make a ship, and go to Tau Ceti to see why itโs not dying!
โHoly cow!โย I say.
Yes, Iโm jumping to a conclusion there. Maybe they harvest Astrophage from their Petrova line and consider it a boon. Maybe theyย inventedย Astrophage. Maybe they just think Petrova lines are pretty. There are a bunch of di๏ฌerent things this could mean. But the most likely, in my admittedly biased opinion, is that theyโre here toย ๏ฌnd a solution.
Aliens. Actual aliens.
Aliens from the 40 Eridani system. So I guess that makes them Eridanians? Hard to say, even harder to remember. Eridans? No. How about Eridians? Sounds kind of likeย โiridium,โย which is one of the cooler-sounding elements on the periodic table. Yeah, Iโm going to call them Eridians.
And I think itโs pretty obvious how I should respond.
I thoroughly searched the lab a few days ago. Thereโs an electronics kit in one of the drawers. The trick is remembering which one.
I donโt remember, of course. It takes me a while of searching and not-quite swearing while I do, but I eventuallyย ๏ฌnd it.
I donโt have any xenonite (thatโs what Iโm calling this weird alien compound, and no one can stop me). But I do have solder and a soldering iron. I break o๏ฌย a little piece of solder, melt one end, and stick it to the Tau Ceti sphere. It sticks pretty well, which is a relief. You never know with xenonite.
I check, double-check, and triple-check to make sure I correctly identify which one of the little stars in the model is Sol (Earthโs sun). I solder the other side of the wire to Sol.
I search the lab until Iย ๏ฌnd some hard para๏ฌn. With some poking, openย ๏ฌames, and mild swearing, Iโm able to make a really poor approximation of the Petrova-line icon they sent me. I smush it onto Sol in the model. It looks all right. At least, good enough that they should get the idea.
I take a look. The sleek, thin lines of the xenonite whiskers are ruined by my crooked, blob-ended solder addition and crappy wax model. Itโs like
someone added a crayon drawing into the corner of a Da Vinci, but it will have to do.
I try to screw the top and bottom of the doohickey back together. They refuse to mate. I try again. It still doesnโt work. I remember that Eridians use left-handed threading in their screws. So I do what, to me, is an unscrewing motion. The two pieces connect perfectly.
Time to throw it back to them. Politely.
Except I canโt. Not with the ship spinning around like this. If I tried to step out of the airlock, Iโd goย ๏ฌying o๏ฌย into space.
I grab the doohickey and climb up to the control room. I strap myself into the chair and order the ship to spin down.
Like last time, I feel the room tilt, though this time it tilts the other way. And again, I know itโs not actually tilting, itโs my perception of the lateral acceleration being applied, but whatever.
I feel the gravity decrease and the tilt of the room reduce until Iโm back in zero g again. This time thereโs no disorientation. I guess my lizard brain has made its peace with the fact that gravity comes and goes. The operation ends with aย ๏ฌnalย โclunkโย as the reoriented crew compartment seats into the rear half of the ship.
I get back in the EVA suit, grab the doohickey, and head out into space once again. I donโt need to work my way across the hull with tethers this time. I just clip my tether in the airlock.
Theย Blip-Aย has stopped spinningโprobably did it when theย Hail Maryย stopped. And itโs still 217 meters away.
I donโt have to be Joe Montana to make this pass. I just need to set the doohickey in motion toward theย Blip-A.ย Itโs over a hundred meters across. I should be able to hit it.
I give the doohickey a shove. Itย ๏ฌoats away from me at a reasonable speed. Maybe 2 meters per secondโroughly a jogging pace. This is communication of a sort too. Iโm telling my new friends that I can handle slightly faster deliveries.
The doohickeyย ๏ฌoats o๏ฌย toward the Eridian ship and I head back into mine.
โOkay, guys,โย I say.ย โThe enemy of my enemy is my friend. If Astrophage is your enemy, Iโm your friend.โ
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I watch the Telescope screen. Occasionally I look away. Sometimes I play Klondike solitaire on the Nav panel. But I never go more than a few seconds without checking the telescope. A thick pair of gloves, harvested from the lab earlier, tries toย ๏ฌoat away. I grab them and wedge them behind the pilotโs seat.
Itโs been two hours and my alien friends havenโt had anything to say. Are they waiting for me to say something else? I just told them what star I was from. Itโs their turn to say something, right?
Do they even have a concept of taking turns? Or is that a purely human thing?
What if Eridians have a life-span of 2 million years and waiting a century to reply is considered polite?
How am I going to get rid of this red 7 on the rightmost pile? I donโt have any black 8s in my deck andโ
Movement!
I spin to the Telescope screen so fast my legsย ๏ฌoat out into the middle of the control room. Thereโs another cylinder coming my way. I guess the many- armed hull-robot thing threw it just a moment ago. I check the Radar screen. Blip-B is plugging along at over a meter per second. I only have a few minutes to suit up!
I get back into the EVA suit and cycle the airlock. Once I open the outer door, I spot the cylinder tumbling end-over-end. Might be the same one as before, might be new. And this time, itโs headed straight for the airlock. I guess they saw thatโs where I exited and reentered the ship and decided to make things easier for me.
Very considerate of them.
Theyโre accurate too. A minute later, the cylinderย ๏ฌoats right through the center of the open hatchway. I catch it. I wave to theย Blip-Aย and close the hatch. They probably donโt know what a wave is, but I felt compelled to do it.
I return to the control room and wriggle out of the EVA suit, leaving the cylinder toย ๏ฌoat near the airlock. The ammonia smell is powerful, but this time Iโm ready for it.
I put the thick lab gloves on and grab the cylinder. Even through theย ๏ฌreproof gloves, I can feel the warmth. I know I should wait for it to cool down but I donโt want to.
It looks the same as before. I unscrew it the same left-handed way. This time, thereโs no star map. Instead, itโs a model. What am I looking at here?
A single post from the base holds up an irregular shape. No,ย twoย irregular shapes connected by a tube. Hey, wait. One of the shapes is theย Hail Mary.ย Oh, and the other one is theย Blip-A.
The models have no detail or texture. But theyโre good enough for me to recognize what they represent, so they did their job. Theย Hail Maryย is only 3 inches long, while theย Blip-Aย is closer to 8 inches. Man, that ship is huge.
And that tube connecting them? It connects to theย Hail Maryโs airlock and leads to the center of theย Blip-Aโs diamond-shaped segment. The tunnel is just wide enough to cover my airlock door.
They want to meet.