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Chapter no 34: Bugs

The Three-Body Problem

By the time Shi Qiang entered the door of Ding Yiโ€™s home, Wang Miao and Ding Yi were already very drunk.

The two were excited to see Shi Qiang. Wang stood up and hugged the newcomerโ€™s shoulders. โ€œAh, Da Shi, Officer Shiโ€ฆโ€

Ding, who couldnโ€™t even stand straight, found a glass and put it on the pool table. He poured some liquor into it, and said, โ€œYour out-of-the- box thinking was not helpful. Whether we look at those messages or not, the result four hundred years from now will be the same.โ€

Da Shi sat down in front of the pool table, glancing at the two with a crafty gaze. โ€œIs it really like you say? Everythingโ€™s over?โ€

โ€œOf course. Itโ€™s all over,โ€ Ding said.

โ€œYou canโ€™t use the accelerators and canโ€™t study the structure of matter. That means itโ€™s all over?โ€ Da Shi asked.

โ€œUm โ€ฆ what do you think?โ€

โ€œTechnology is still making progress. Academician Wang and his people just created the nanomaterialโ€”โ€

โ€œImagine an ancient kingdom, if you will. Their technology is advancing. They can invent better swords, knives, spears, et cetera. Maybe they can even invent auto-repeating crossbows that can shoot many arrows like a machine gunโ€”โ€

Da Shi nodded, understanding. โ€œBut if they donโ€™t know that matter is made from molecules and atoms, they will never create missiles and satellites. Theyโ€™re limited by their level of science.โ€

Ding patted Da Shi on the shoulder. โ€œI always knew that our Officer Shi was smart. Itโ€™s just that youโ€”โ€

Wang took over. โ€œThe study of the deep structure of matter is the foundation of the foundations of all other sciences. If thereโ€™s no progress here, everything elseโ€”Iโ€™ll put it your wayโ€”is bullshit.โ€

Ding pointed at Wang. โ€œAcademician Wang will be busy for the rest of his life, and continue to improve our swords and knives and spears. What the fuck amย Iย going to do? Who the hell knows?โ€ He threw an empty bottle onto the table and picked up a billiard ball to smash it.

โ€œThis is a good thing!โ€ Wang lifted his glass. โ€œWe will be able to live out the rest of our lives one way or another. After this, decadence and depravity can be justified! Weโ€™re bugs! Bugs that are about to go extinct! Hahaโ€ฆโ€

โ€œExactly!โ€ Ding also lifted his glass. โ€œThey think so little of us that they donโ€™t even bother to disguise their plans for us, telling the Adventists everything. Itโ€™s like how you donโ€™t need to hide the bottle of bug spray from the little critters. Letโ€™s toast the bugs! I never thought the end of the world would feel so good. Long live bugs! Long live sophons! Long live the end of the world!โ€

Da Shi shook his head and drained the glass. He shook his head again. โ€œBunch of pussies.โ€

โ€œWhat do you want?โ€ Ding stared at Da Shi drunkenly. โ€œYou think you can cheer us up?โ€

Da Shi stood up. โ€œLetโ€™s go.โ€ โ€œWhere?โ€

โ€œTo find something to cheer you up.โ€ โ€œWhatever, buddy. Sit back down. Drink.โ€

Da Shi took the two by their arms and dragged them up. โ€œLetโ€™s go.

Bring the liquor if you have to.โ€

Downstairs, the three got into Da Shiโ€™s car. As the car started, Wang asked in slurred speech where they were going. Da Shi said, โ€œMy hometown. Not too far.โ€

The car left the city and sped west along the Beijing-Shijiazhuang Highway. It exited the highway as soon as they were inside Hebei Province. Da Shi stopped the car and dragged his two passengers out.

As soon as Ding and Wang got out of the car, the bright afternoon sun made them squint. The wheat fields of the North China Plain spread out before them.

โ€œWhat did you bring us here for?โ€ Wang asked.

โ€œTo look at bugs.โ€ Da Shi lit one of the cigars Colonel Stanton had given him and pointed at the wheat fields with it.

Wang and Ding now noticed that the fields were covered by a layer of locusts. Every wheat stalk had a few crawling over it. On the ground, more locusts wriggled, like some thick liquid.

โ€œTheyโ€™re plagued by locusts here?โ€ Wang brushed away some locusts from a small area near the edge of the field and sat down.

โ€œLike the dust storms, they started ten years ago. But this year is the worst.โ€

โ€œSo what? Nothing matters now, Da Shi.โ€ Ding spoke, his voice still drunk.

โ€œI just want to ask the two of you one question: Is the technological gap between humans and Trisolarans greater than the one between locusts and humans?โ€

The question hit the two scientists like a bucket of cold water. As they stared at the clumps of locusts before them, their expressions grew solemn. They got Shi Qiangโ€™s point.

* * *

Look at them, the bugs. Humans have used everything in their power to extinguish them: every kind of poison, aerial sprays, introducing and cultivating their natural predators, searching for and destroying their eggs, using genetic modification to sterilize them, burning with fire,

drowning with water. Every family has bug spray, every desk has a flyswatter under it โ€ฆ this long war has been going on for the entire history of human civilization. But the outcome is still in doubt. The bugs have not been eliminated. They still proudly live between the heavens and the earth, and their numbers have not diminished from the time before the appearance of the humans.

The Trisolarans who deemed the humans bugs seemed to have forgotten one fact: The bugs have never been truly defeated.

A small black cloud covered the sun and cast a moving shadow against the ground. This was not a common cloud, but a swarm of locusts that had just arrived. As the swarm landed in the fields nearby, the three men stood in the middle of a living shower, feeling the dignity of life on Earth. Ding Yi and Wang Miao poured the two bottles of wine they had with them on the ground beneath their feet, a toast for the bugs.

โ€œDa Shi, thank you.โ€ Wang held out his hand.

โ€œI thank you as well.โ€ Ding gripped Da Shiโ€™s other hand. โ€œLetโ€™s get back,โ€ Wang said. โ€œThereโ€™s so much to do.โ€

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